# Craig Brown (satirist)

**Craig Edward Moncrieff Brown** (born 1957) is a British satirist, parodist, columnist and critic, best known for the parodic celebrity diary he has written in *Private Eye* since 1989<sup>[1](https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp123852/craig-edward-moncrieff-brown)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[2](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)</sup>. He is also the author of 18 books of fiction and nonfiction, several of which have reinvented biography through a collage-like, chapter-by-chapter structure rather than chronological narrative<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[4](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/craig-brown-voyage-around-the-queen-book-review-b2603958.html)</sup>.

| Key fact | Detail |
|---|---|
| Born | 1957<sup>[1](https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp123852/craig-edward-moncrieff-brown)</sup> |
| Signature format | Parodic diary in *Private Eye*, written since 1989, channeling the voice of a different famous subject each time<sup>[2](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[5](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/08/craig-brown-new-book)</sup> |
| Press Awards record | The only person to have won three different Press Awards, for best humorist, columnist, and critic, in the same year<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup> |
| Best-known books | *Ma'am Darling* (James Tait Black award), *One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time* (2020 Baillie Gifford Prize), *Hello Goodbye Hello*, *A Voyage Around the Queen*<sup>[2](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[6](https://www.thebailliegiffordprize.co.uk/books-and-authors/one-on-one-by-craig-brown)</sup> |
| Long-running columns | Daily Mail columnist and, until recently, chief book critic of *The Mail on Sunday*, a post he held for almost a quarter of a century and roughly 1.5 million words<sup>[7](https://www.thepressawards.com/finalists/craig-brown-m0021)</sup> |
| Total output | Author of 18 books; first book *The Dirty Bits*, 1981; latest *A Voyage Around the Queen*, 2024<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[8](https://www.booknotification.com/authors/craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[9](https://www.harpercollinsrights.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/47/2024/10/Non-Fiction-Frankfurt-2024-Rights-Guide.pdf)</sup> |
| Personal life | Lives in Aldeburgh, Suffolk, with his wife, the writer Frances Welch<sup>[10](https://www.perspectivemedia.com/from-my-perspective-craig-brown/)</sup> |

## Private Eye and the parodic diary

The parodic diary is Brown's longest-running and most celebrated format. Each installment purports to be an entry from the diary, letters, or memoir of a well-known figure, and over more than three decades the subjects have ranged from politicians and royals to writers and reality-television personalities<sup>[2](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup>. By 2020 Brown estimated he had written more than 750 of them, saying that fresh targets kept arriving as celebrity multiplied<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup>.

He has described his method as verbal caricature: he takes the truth and exaggerates it, aiming to write each sentence so that it could plausibly have come from the real person, with the ridiculousness emerging from the combination<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup>. In practice he studies the subject's interviews, tweets and articles, borrows half their real words, and invents the rest<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup>. He has said that anyone with a distinctive voice can be aped, that boring people with no voice are hard to parody, and that irritation is usually the spark; some subjects enjoy the result, and others do not<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[10](https://www.perspectivemedia.com/from-my-perspective-craig-brown/)</sup>.

**Reactions from subjects.** Reactions among the parodied have varied. Brown counts the novelists [W. G. Sebald](https://www.edgepedia.org/w-g-sebald) and [Gyles Brandreth](https://www.edgepedia.org/gyles-brandreth), the socialite Nicky Haslam, and the politician [Neil Kinnock](https://www.edgepedia.org/neil-kinnock) among those who were happy with their portraits, while Mohamed al Fayed and Alan Sugar spring to mind when he is asked about complaints; Alan Sugar canceled an appearance on *Have I Got News for You* after being parodied<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[10](https://www.perspectivemedia.com/from-my-perspective-craig-brown/)</sup>.

## Newspaper career

Brown began in journalism in the early 1980s at *Harper's and Queen*, where he presented himself in reception with a feature and was given a job<sup>[12](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/telegraph-axe-will-not-silence-the-many-voices-of-craig-brown-1065656.html)</sup>. He then wrote for *The Daily Telegraph* for more than 14 years, including the Way of the World column, until he was dropped in December 2008 in a round of contributor cuts at Telegraph Media Group<sup>[13](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2009/jan/09/craig-brown-in-talks-with-daily-mail)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[14](https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/388760/the-tony-years-by-craig-brown/9780091909703)</sup>. He moved to the *Daily Mail*, where he has written a humorous column, and served as chief book critic for *The Mail on Sunday*, a role he held for almost a quarter of a century before standing down<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[7](https://www.thepressawards.com/finalists/craig-brown-m0021)</sup>.

He has also been a columnist for *The Guardian*, *The Times*, *The Spectator* and *The New Statesman*, and has written parodies for *Vanity Fair*, among other publications<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[15](https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Craig-Brown/403244843)</sup>. At the UK Press Awards he is the only person ever to have won three different categories, humorist, columnist, and critic, in the same year<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup>, and Press Awards records list him as a winner of Columnist of the Year, Critic of the Year, and the Best of Humour award for his *Daily Mail* and *Mail on Sunday* work<sup>[16](https://www.thedrum.com/news/press-awards-winners-announced)</sup>.

## The kaleidoscopic biographies

Since the 2010s Brown has applied a satirist's sensibility to the biography form, pioneering what reviewers call a kaleidoscopic approach: the subject is approached side on, in short self-contained sections that mix imagined conversations, parodies, interview transcripts, magazine cuttings, lists, and tangents<sup>[4](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/craig-brown-voyage-around-the-queen-book-review-b2603958.html)</sup>.

- ***[One on One](https://www.edgepedia.org/one-on-one)* (2011)**, published in the United States as *Hello Goodbye Hello*, strings together 101 documented meetings between prominent people in a circular chain, [Peggy Lee](https://www.edgepedia.org/peggy-lee) meeting [Richard Nixon](https://www.edgepedia.org/richard-nixon), Nixon meeting Elvis Presley, Presley meeting Paul McCartney, and so on, with each encounter described in precisely 1,001 words<sup>[5](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/08/craig-brown-new-book)</sup>. It became a New York Times bestseller translated into ten languages<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup>.
- ***Ma'am Darling: 99 Glimpses of Princess Margaret*** (2017) presents the Queen's younger sister in 99 glimpses, exploiting her ubiquity in the memoirs and diaries of the late twentieth century; it won the James Tait Black award<sup>[2](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[17](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/17/maam-darling-by-craig-brown-review-princess-margaret)</sup>.
- ***One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time*** (2020) tackles the Beatles through 150 self-contained chapters ranging from single anecdotes to compact essays and lists, won the 2020 Baillie Gifford Prize for Non-Fiction, and was shortlisted as the only British writer on the shortlist for the prize's 25th-anniversary Winner of Winners award<sup>[18](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/apr/18/one-two-three-four-by-craig-brown-review-all-about-the-beatles)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[6](https://www.thebailliegiffordprize.co.uk/books-and-authors/one-on-one-by-craig-brown)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[19](https://apnews.com/article/bf10be794fba4c3aead3e4e0737a9c46)</sup>.
- ***A Voyage Around the Queen*** (2024) applies the same method to Elizabeth II, combining biography, essays, cultural history, dream diaries, travelogue and satire in 672 pages<sup>[9](https://www.harpercollinsrights.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/47/2024/10/Non-Fiction-Frankfurt-2024-Rights-Guide.pdf)</sup>.

Judges for the Baillie Gifford Prize said that *One Two Three Four* "has reinvented the art of biography"<sup>[20](https://www.theguardian.com/books/craig-brown)</sup>. Brown has said his system is to cut the boring bits out, since dogged chronology is untrue to how life is remembered<sup>[11](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)</sup>.

## Other work and influences

Brown's earlier books include two novels, *The Hounding of John Thomas* (1994) and collections featuring his fictional journalists Bel Littlejohn and Wallace Arnold, the parody collection *The Lost Diaries*, and *The Craig Brown Private Eye Omnibus*<sup>[14](https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/388760/the-tony-years-by-craig-brown/9780091909703)</sup>. He hosted *This Is Craig Brown* on [BBC Radio 4](https://www.edgepedia.org/bbc-radio-4), and a six-part Radio 4 series, *Craig Brown's Lost Diaries*, has been in development with his agents at United Agents<sup>[21](https://www.bookbrowse.com/biographies/index.cfm/author_number/x7511/craig-brown)</sup><sup> • </sup><sup>[22](https://www.unitedagents.co.uk/craig-brown/)</sup>.

He names Auberon Waugh and William Donaldson as his early heroes and formative influences, along with [Alan Bennett](https://www.edgepedia.org/alan-bennett) and [Barry Humphries](https://www.edgepedia.org/barry-humphries)<sup>[10](https://www.perspectivemedia.com/from-my-perspective-craig-brown/)</sup>. Asked what book every writer should read, he answered [Raymond Queneau](https://www.edgepedia.org/raymond-queneau)'s *Exercises in Style*, a set of retellings of the same anecdote in many different styles, which is close in spirit to his own habit of treating one life from many angles<sup>[3](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)</sup>.

## References

1. [Craig Edward Moncrieff Brown, National Portrait Gallery](https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp123852/craig-edward-moncrieff-brown)
2. [Craig Brown, 4th Estate](https://www.4thestate.co.uk/authors/craig-brown/)
3. [My Writing Life: Craig Brown, Royal Literary Fund](https://www.rlf.org.uk/posts/my-writing-life-craig-brown/)
4. [A Voyage Around the Queen by Craig Brown, review, The Independent](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/craig-brown-voyage-around-the-queen-book-review-b2603958.html)
5. [Parodies Found: Craig Brown's New Book, Vanity Fair](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/08/craig-brown-new-book)
6. [One on One by Craig Brown, Baillie Gifford Prize](https://www.thebailliegiffordprize.co.uk/books-and-authors/one-on-one-by-craig-brown)
7. [Craig Brown, The Press Awards](https://www.thepressawards.com/finalists/craig-brown-m0021)
8. [Craig Brown List of Books, Book Notification](https://www.booknotification.com/authors/craig-brown/)
9. [HarperCollins Non-Fiction Frankfurt 2024 Rights Guide](https://www.harpercollinsrights.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/47/2024/10/Non-Fiction-Frankfurt-2024-Rights-Guide.pdf)
10. [Q&A with Craig Brown, Perspective Media](https://www.perspectivemedia.com/from-my-perspective-craig-brown/)
11. [Craig Brown: 'It's difficult to spoof boring people', The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/28/craig-brown-its-difficult-to-spoof-boring-people)
12. [Telegraph axe will not silence the many voices of Craig Brown, The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/telegraph-axe-will-not-silence-the-many-voices-of-craig-brown-1065656.html)
13. [Craig Brown in talks to join Daily Mail, The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2009/jan/09/craig-brown-in-talks-with-daily-mail)
14. [The Tony Years, Penguin](https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/388760/the-tony-years-by-craig-brown/9780091909703)
15. [Craig Brown, Official Publisher Page, Simon & Schuster](https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Craig-Brown/403244843)
16. [Press Awards winners announced, The Drum](https://www.thedrum.com/news/press-awards-winners-announced)
17. [Ma'am Darling: 99 Glimpses of Princess Margaret, review, The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/17/maam-darling-by-craig-brown-review-princess-margaret)
18. [One Two Three Four by Craig Brown review, The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/apr/18/one-two-three-four-by-craig-brown-review-all-about-the-beatles)
19. [6 books compete for nonfiction 'winner of winners' prize, AP News](https://apnews.com/article/bf10be794fba4c3aead3e4e0737a9c46)
20. [Craig Brown, The Guardian books page](https://www.theguardian.com/books/craig-brown)
21. [Craig Brown author information, BookBrowse](https://www.bookbrowse.com/biographies/index.cfm/author_number/x7511/craig-brown)
22. [Craig Brown, United Agents](https://www.unitedagents.co.uk/craig-brown/)

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