# John Wells (satirist)
**John Wells** (John Campbell Wells, 17 November 1936 – 11 January 1998) was an English actor, writer and satirist, born in [Ashford, Kent](https://www.edgepedia.org/ashford-kent)[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29) • [2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/). He was one of the original contributors to the satirical magazine *Private Eye*, wrote for the 1960s television satire *That Was The Week That Was*, and became known for the spoof columns "Mrs Wilson's Diary" and "Dear Bill", which he later adapted for the stage[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29) • [3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). An obituarist counted him among the superstars of British satire, alongside [Peter Cook](https://www.edgepedia.org/peter-cook), Richard Ingrams, Paul Foot, Willie Rushton and Christopher Booker, while judging him perhaps the least "satirical" of them; his activities spanned humorist, journalist, linguist, translator, novelist, historian, and playwright[4](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/obituary-john-wells-1138281.html).
| Key fact | Detail |
|---|---|
| Full name and dates | John Campbell Wells, 17 November 1936, Ashford, Kent, to 11 January 1998, Sussex, of cancer[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29) • [2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/) |
| Signature column | "Mrs Wilson's Diary", written with Richard Ingrams, and, later, "Dear Bill", spoof columns published fortnightly in *Private Eye* and collected in book form[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html) |
| Stage persona | Adapted "Dear Bill" into the hit play *Anyone For Denis?* and became celebrated for playing Denis Thatcher on stage, film and television[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html) |
| Early television | Writer on *That Was The Week That Was* and its sequel *Not So Much a Programme, More a Way of Life*[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29) |
| Operatic work | Co-wrote the new narration for Leonard Bernstein's reworked *Candide*, staged by the London Symphony Orchestra at the close of 1989 and recorded by Deutsche Grammophon[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696) |
| Family | Married Teresa Chancellor in 1982; father of the actress Dolly Wells[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/) |
## Beginnings in cabaret and television satire
Wells started out in cabaret at Oxford, and his first career was in teaching: he was once a junior house-master at [Eton College](https://www.edgepedia.org/eton-college), but his occasional forays into television proved successful enough that he abandoned teaching for show business[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29) • [2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/). He began his television career as a writer on *That Was The Week That Was*, the 1960s weekly satire show that launched the careers of [David Frost](https://www.edgepedia.org/david-frost) and [Millicent Martin](https://www.edgepedia.org/millicent-martin), and he appeared in its sequel *Not So Much a Programme, More a Way of Life* as well as in *The Secret Policeman's Other Ball*[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29). The 1960s satire boom of which he was part also drew in the performers John Fortune and John Bird; the three men, all born not long before the Second World War, became satirists, writers and actors[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html).
## Private Eye and the Thatcher spoofs
**Private Eye.** Wells was one of the original contributors to the satirical magazine *Private Eye*[1](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29). In collaboration with Richard Ingrams he wrote the long-running column "Mrs Wilson's Diary", a spoof journal of the wife of Prime Minister Harold Wilson, and later the "Dear Bill" column, which purported to be the private letters of the husband of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/) • [3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). Both columns ran fortnightly and were eventually published as collections[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). Wells was known around the *Private Eye* office as "Jawn", a nickname that arose when Princess Margaret telephoned the office and her drawling tone was imitated by other staff members; the name annoyed him[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/). Richard Ingrams later explained that the cartoon long displayed on the magazine's masthead, of a medieval knight with a bent sword, was originally a caricature of Wells[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/).
**Denis Thatcher on stage.** Wells turned the two columns into successful plays, working without Ingrams, and adapted "Dear Bill" into the hit stage play *Anyone For Denis?*[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/) • [3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). He became celebrated for his own performance as [Denis Thatcher](https://www.edgepedia.org/denis-thatcher), a role he continued on film and television[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html).
## Collaborations and stage work
Wells's partnerships with his contemporaries ran across formats. With John Fortune he wrote an outrageous comic novel for Penguin, *A Melon For Ecstasy*, whose title came from a fictional Turkish proverb, "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, but a melon for ecstasy"; its protagonist, Humphrey, is sexually attracted to trees and falls in love with a laburnum, and the book is constructed in the form of newspaper articles and letters[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). Earlier, in 1978, he had co-written with [Robert Morley](https://www.edgepedia.org/robert-morley) the farce *A Picture of Innocence*, which the pair toured in Canada[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696).
He also appeared as a stage performer beyond his own scripts, taking part in the Scottish Opera's production of *Candide* in the late 1980s, the Birmingham Touring Opera Company's *The Magic Flute*, and the Duncan Weldon presentation of *Cyrano* at the Haymarket Theatre[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696).
## Candide and musical theater
Wells replaced the crime novelist Hugh Wheeler on the rewrite of [Leonard Bernstein](https://www.edgepedia.org/leonard-bernstein)'s *Candide*, the operetta that had been endlessly revised since its premiere[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). He is credited with the Scottish Opera Adaptation of the 1988 *Candide* production[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696). Bernstein himself was inspired by the Scottish Opera staging to launch a major reworking of the entire show, which was staged by the [London Symphony Orchestra](https://www.edgepedia.org/london-symphony-orchestra) at the close of 1989 and recorded by [Deutsche Grammophon](https://www.edgepedia.org/deutsche-grammophon); Bernstein and Wells concocted a new narration that was considered a major improvement over some of the revision's other changes[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696).
## Books, screenplays and broadcasting
Beyond the satirical columns, Wells worked in many registers. He wrote for the BBC in a variety of capacities and turned up on television in acting roles, with screen credits including *Casino Royale* (1967), *For Your Eyes Only* (1981) and *Every Home Should Have One* (1970)[5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696) • [2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/). His screenplays included the film *Princess Caraboo* (1984)[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html). As a historian of a sort, he published books about [Margaret Thatcher](https://www.edgepedia.org/margaret-thatcher) and the [House of Lords](https://www.edgepedia.org/house-of-lords); his final book, *House of Lords*, took a humorous look at the British peerage system[3](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html) • [5](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696).
## Distinctive range
The obituaries emphasize how varied his output was. The *Independent* noted that his activities were "legion": humorist, journalist, linguist, translator, novelist, historian, and playwright[4](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/obituary-john-wells-1138281.html). In his own assessment he could sound ambivalent about the trade that made his name, remarking that "in many ways, even now, I feel it might have been sensible to have remained a schoolmaster. Schoolmasters are very valuable people, and comics aren't"[2](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/).
## References
1. [John Wells (satirist), The Goon Show Depository](https://thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=John_Wells_%28satirist%29)
2. [John Wells Biography, IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920272/bio/)
3. [Invisible Ink: No 194, The Three Johns, The Independent (2013)](https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/books/features/invisible-ink-no-194-the-three-johns-8874320.html)
4. [Obituary: John Wells, The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/obituary-john-wells-1138281.html)
5. [John Wells, Biography, Discography & Reviews, AllMusic](https://www.allmusic.com/artist/john-wells-mn0002056696)
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