# Surprise, Motherfucker!
**Surprise, Motherfucker!** is the twelfth episode and season finale of the seventh season of the American crime drama television series *Dexter*, which follows the Miami forensic analyst and secret serial killer [Dexter Morgan](https://www.edgepedia.org/dexter-morgan). Directed by Steve Shill and written by Scott Buck and Tim Schlattmann, it premiered on Showtime on 16 December 2012[1](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker). The episode closes Captain Maria LaGuerta's season-long investigation into Dexter's identity as the Bay Harbor Butcher, and it ends with [Debra Morgan](https://www.edgepedia.org/debra-morgan) shooting and killing LaGuerta to protect her brother[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/).
The title quotes the catchphrase of Sergeant James Doakes, who delivered the line to Dexter in the Season 1 finale "Born Free"[3](https://www.tvline.com/2276565/dexter-best-episodes-ranked/). Doakes returns in the finale through flashbacks played by [Erik King](https://www.edgepedia.org/erik-king)[1](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker).
| Key fact | Detail |
|---|---|
| Position in series | Season 7, Episode 12 of *Dexter*; the season finale[1](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker) |
| Original airdate | 16 December 2012, on Showtime; runtime about 56 minutes[4](https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/video/QwUY3eVoDWTjzrMpbg6NGGAYY3vdY4N7/?msockid=2279b0c62e3163ef2398a6122fc96267) |
| Creative team | Directed by Steve Shill; written by Scott Buck and Tim Schlattmann[1](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker) |
| IMDb rating | 9.3/10 from about 16,000 user ratings[5](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2235994/) |
| Title origin | Doakes' iconic line from Season 1[3](https://www.tvline.com/2276565/dexter-best-episodes-ranked/) |
| Central outcome | Debra Morgan shoots and kills Captain Maria LaGuerta to protect Dexter[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/) |
## Plot
The finale opens with Dexter visiting [Hannah McKay](https://www.edgepedia.org/hannah-mckay) ([Yvonne Strahovski](https://www.edgepedia.org/yvonne-strahovski)) in jail before her arraignment on murder charges. Hannah admits to Dexter that she poisoned Debra's water with Xanax because she was trying to keep them apart[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/). At the arraignment, her associate Arlene Schram slips Hannah a pill that induces a seizure; Hannah is taken to a hospital and escapes custody, and is last seen leaving a plant on Dexter's doorstep[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/).
**LaGuerta's investigation.** Captain Maria LaGuerta disregards evidence, some of it planted by Dexter, that points to the late Sergeant Doakes as the Bay Harbor Butcher, and continues her pursuit of Dexter[1](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker). She arrests him for the murder of Hector Estrada, marching him through Miami Metro in handcuffs, but Dexter has prepared a counter-trap: Vince Masuka determines that the bloody shirt she presents was old evidence taken from storage, and the apparent frame-up leads most of the department to believe LaGuerta is trying to frame Dexter, forcing her to release him[6](https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/dexter-season-7-episode-12-surprise-motherfucker-review/).
LaGuerta then turns to the Travis Marshall case. She receives surveillance footage ordered by the late Detective Mike Anderson showing Debra filling a gas can near the church where Marshall was killed, and confronts a visibly shaken Debra with it[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/). Dexter breaks into LaGuerta's house and finds incomplete warrants for his and Debra's phone GPS records from the night Marshall died, and decides he must kill LaGuerta[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/).
**The shipping container.** Dexter captures Estrada, the last surviving killer of his mother and the man who ordered the hit on her, and takes him to a shipping container[7](https://www.tvguide.com/news/dexter-season7-finale-laguerta-dead-recap-1057854/). There he kills Estrada and knocks out the LaGuerta he has lured there by phone, planning to stage a confrontation in which she and Estrada appear to have killed each other[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/). Debra, worried at Batista's New Year's Eve party, traces LaGuerta by her car's GPS and opens the container to find LaGuerta unconscious and Estrada dead on the table[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/).
When LaGuerta wakes, she tells Debra she is a good person and urges her to shoot Dexter and "put him down". Dexter, dropping his knife, tells Debra to do what she has to do[8](https://www.tvline.com/news/dexter-season-7-finale-laguerta-deb-390042/). Debra, sobbing, shoots LaGuerta in the chest instead, killing her, then embraces her body[8](https://www.tvline.com/news/dexter-season-7-finale-laguerta-deb-390042/) • [2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/). The two siblings then walk in a near-trance through a beachfront [New Year](https://www.edgepedia.org/new-year)'s party, and in voiceover Dexter wonders whether this is a new beginning, or the beginning of the end[2](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/).
## The title and Doakes
The episode's flashbacks show the early working relationship between Dexter and Doakes. A TV Line retrospective argues that these scenes recontextualize Doakes' suspicions across the entire series: he had enough pieces even then to imagine Dexter as more than off-putting, but without hard proof he was forced to set his concerns aside, and the flashbacks underscore the injustice of Doakes' arc and LaGuerta's guilt over not supporting him[3](https://www.tvline.com/2276565/dexter-best-episodes-ranked/). The *A.V. Club* reviewer Joshua Alston found the flashbacks enjoyable but uncertain of their utility beyond lending the episode its title[9](https://www.avclub.com/dexter-surprise-motherfucker-1798175292).
## Reception
The finale drew sharply split reviews. The *A.V. Club* called the thematically strongest elements the exploration of Dexter's and Debra's hypocrisy and identity crises, and praised [Jennifer Carpenter](https://www.edgepedia.org/jennifer-carpenter)'s performance in the final scene, but criticized a plot in which characters act stupidly in ways convenient to Dexter, and judged that the episode failed as a hook for the next season[9](https://www.avclub.com/dexter-surprise-motherfucker-1798175292). Assignment X graded the episode A- and described the climax as practically [Shakespearean tragedy](https://www.edgepedia.org/shakespearean-tragedy)[10](https://www.assignmentx.com/2012/tv-review-dexter-season-7-surprise-motherfr-season-finale/). Den of Geek called the finale an accurate reflection of an uneven season[6](https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/dexter-season-7-episode-12-surprise-motherfucker-review/). A later TV Line ranking placed the episode fifth among the series' best, calling it "the last gasp of *Dexter's* former glory" and crediting the Doakes flashbacks and the culmination of LaGuerta's investigation as its two working levels[3](https://www.tvline.com/2276565/dexter-best-episodes-ranked/).
A production detail drew attention after broadcast: according to head writer Scott Buck, Jennifer Carpenter's decision to collapse onto LaGuerta's body after shooting her was improvised by the actress rather than scripted[9](https://www.avclub.com/dexter-surprise-motherfucker-1798175292).
## Legacy
Debra's killing of LaGuerta became a pivotal turning point for the series: Season 8 opens six months after LaGuerta's death[11](https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/dexter/episodes/), and a CinemaBlend retrospective counts Debra learning Dexter's secret and her killing LaGuerta as the two main highlights of the original series' later finales, in contrast to the Season 8 finale "[Remember the Monsters?](https://www.edgepedia.org/remember-the-monsters)", which it describes as notoriously viewed as one of the worst series endings of all time[12](https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/dexter-resurrections-finale-just-did-the-impossible-and-im-not-even-mad-that-it-debunked-some-of-my-theories). Time likewise lists "Remember the Monsters?" among the most controversial TV finales, noting that Showtime later revived the story with *Dexter: New Blood*[13](https://time.com/6994291/most-controversial-tv-finales/).
## References
1. [Surprise, Motherfucker! - Dexter 7x12, TVmaze](https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/11679/dexter-7x12-surprise-motherfucker)
2. [Dexter S:7 | Surprise, Motherfucker E:12 | AfterBuzz TV AfterShow](https://www.afterbuzztv.com/dexter-s7-surprise-motherfucker-e12-afterbuzz-tv-aftershow/)
3. [15 Best Dexter Episodes, Ranked, TV Line](https://www.tvline.com/2276565/dexter-best-episodes-ranked/)
4. [Watch Dexter Season 7 Episode 12: Surprise, Motherf**ker! - Paramount+](https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/video/QwUY3eVoDWTjzrMpbg6NGGAYY3vdY4N7/?msockid=2279b0c62e3163ef2398a6122fc96267)
5. ["Dexter" 'Surprise, Motherfucker!' (TV Episode 2012), IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2235994/)
6. [Dexter, Season 7, Episode 12: Surprise, Motherfucker!, Review, Den of Geek](https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/dexter-season-7-episode-12-surprise-motherfucker-review/)
7. [Dexter Finale: Did Dexter Finally Get Caught?, TV Guide](https://www.tvguide.com/news/dexter-season7-finale-laguerta-dead-recap-1057854/)
8. [Dexter Season 7 Finale Recap, TV Line](https://www.tvline.com/news/dexter-season-7-finale-laguerta-deb-390042/)
9. [Dexter: "Surprise, Motherfucker!", The A.V. Club](https://www.avclub.com/dexter-surprise-motherfucker-1798175292)
10. [TV Review: DEXTER - Season 7 - "Surprise, Motherf****r!" - Season Finale, Assignment X](https://www.assignmentx.com/2012/tv-review-dexter-season-7-surprise-motherfr-season-finale/)
11. [Dexter Seasons & Episodes - Watch on Paramount+](https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/dexter/episodes/)
12. [Dexter: Resurrection's Finale Just Did The Impossible, CinemaBlend](https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/dexter-resurrections-finale-just-did-the-impossible-and-im-not-even-mad-that-it-debunked-some-of-my-theories)
13. [The 15 Most Controversial TV Finales of All Time, Time](https://time.com/6994291/most-controversial-tv-finales/)
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